Few more days to go and i will be in dubai for a couple of days
eagerly waiting to get abck to dubai.. i know its not gonna be that same it used to be. 10 years would have made a biggggg difference.. especially to a ple like dubai.but i sure gonna get nostalgic. looking forward to visiting lot of people over there. all excited about it. I wish i could goto my school and see if any of my teachers exist there. its not the same building anyways.. so the teachers are the only thing i am looking forward to. i wish i could meet all the poeple whom i knew tyears back. who wer my neighbours and friends. hope it takes me, atleast for a minute, to the past..!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Phew... we've got a lady President!!
today, India's first lady president took oath. Medias all over the world gave undesirable highlights to her and India. Today will turn into another historic day for India. But it's all bullshit. Nothing else matters as long as people die of hunger and millions go jobless. Who ever the Puppets come in and go out, it doesnt make a bit of difference to the common man. Poor become poorer. We dont care if its a man or a woman or an animal that sits at the head of the nation. All that matters to us is good infrastructure and better life. I dont thing our lady president could make a difference to that. It may be a BIG thing that a Lady is the president now.. but does that stop from thousands of woman being harrassed? that doesnt bring down the rape rate or stop girl childs being killed before they are born. Democracy Sucks. Politics in India Sucks big time.
Real heoros are those who make difference to peoples lives. May be Matha Amridanandamayi or Sai Baba. they provide free healthcare,education and shelter.You can call it Holy Business, Marketing the religion et al.. But I dont find it wrong in people calling them God.. coz wen you stand at a dead end in life... who else could be the God other than who provides you all these ??
The politicians will always pray for another natural calamity.. coz they got to eat the relief fund.
I dont find any one letter word to describe wat i feel about politicians. @#$%^&*......
Real heoros are those who make difference to peoples lives. May be Matha Amridanandamayi or Sai Baba. they provide free healthcare,education and shelter.You can call it Holy Business, Marketing the religion et al.. But I dont find it wrong in people calling them God.. coz wen you stand at a dead end in life... who else could be the God other than who provides you all these ??
The politicians will always pray for another natural calamity.. coz they got to eat the relief fund.
I dont find any one letter word to describe wat i feel about politicians. @#$%^&*......
Saturday, July 21, 2007
College life......the beginning...
some people have been buggin me to write baout ma college life..anyone who knows me better wouldnt have asked me to coz i havent attended classes much to write about it.. I was a bunker and i encouraged bunking !!! my sort of brain wash for all the nerds!
For me college life is bangalore life
my first college..SCTIT.. Mufeed Ahmed EEE027.. that was my identity
me among few kannadigas , malayalees and northies...
all wer dead creatures. i dint have much fun..
even though it was late, i found out that engineering was not my cup of tea. i realised that i would be a person who want to sit in one place and do things. i realised that i will have to sacrifice four beautiful years in my life if i have to be an engineer. i could have been an engineer. but i am glad i am not. i had two options. be an engineer but then, i cant be anything else in life. or be someone who will make use of the skills i already have and enjoy these days in college. i found out that i was losing myself in the process of being an engineer. where is the me that who always was cheerful and flew like an independant bird..? where is the me who reads and writes and enjoys music? why should i live life from semesters to semesters? push myself over some derivatives and integrals which wont help me in any way..? i came from ansar school. we are like a family . i wasnt happy with a place where professors even hesitate to bend their lips an pass a smile. i just cant bury the real me for another four years . that was a big sacrifice which wasnt worth it. fears like job satisfaction and career rooted in me. no. i am not going to be in front of the comp or stick to something .. more than all, i dont want this four years in bangalore to be "wasted"..
when i left the engineering studies after 6 months in college, (a million thanks to my dad), i had a hundred people to ask me wat u did... "i dint feel like studying that anymore" was the only answer i gave.
there ends my engineering life. a dead chapter in my life. no more physics and chemistry. no more strugglings with mahcines in the workshop. no more chemistry at college.. a new life begins. the part i enjoyed the most
For me college life is bangalore life
my first college..SCTIT.. Mufeed Ahmed EEE027.. that was my identity
me among few kannadigas , malayalees and northies...
all wer dead creatures. i dint have much fun..
even though it was late, i found out that engineering was not my cup of tea. i realised that i would be a person who want to sit in one place and do things. i realised that i will have to sacrifice four beautiful years in my life if i have to be an engineer. i could have been an engineer. but i am glad i am not. i had two options. be an engineer but then, i cant be anything else in life. or be someone who will make use of the skills i already have and enjoy these days in college. i found out that i was losing myself in the process of being an engineer. where is the me that who always was cheerful and flew like an independant bird..? where is the me who reads and writes and enjoys music? why should i live life from semesters to semesters? push myself over some derivatives and integrals which wont help me in any way..? i came from ansar school. we are like a family . i wasnt happy with a place where professors even hesitate to bend their lips an pass a smile. i just cant bury the real me for another four years . that was a big sacrifice which wasnt worth it. fears like job satisfaction and career rooted in me. no. i am not going to be in front of the comp or stick to something .. more than all, i dont want this four years in bangalore to be "wasted"..
when i left the engineering studies after 6 months in college, (a million thanks to my dad), i had a hundred people to ask me wat u did... "i dint feel like studying that anymore" was the only answer i gave.
there ends my engineering life. a dead chapter in my life. no more physics and chemistry. no more strugglings with mahcines in the workshop. no more chemistry at college.. a new life begins. the part i enjoyed the most
venus and mars... something to argue
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn'tneed.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets ahusband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets awife.
A successful man is one who makes more money thanhis wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him alot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lotand not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, butmarried men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, buthe doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won'tchange, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of anew argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTINGMARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, pokingme in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You'renext." They stopped after I started doing the samething to them at funerals.
FOR A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND
FOR THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn'tneed.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets ahusband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets awife.
A successful man is one who makes more money thanhis wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him alot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lotand not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, butmarried men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, buthe doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won'tchange, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of anew argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTINGMARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, pokingme in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You'renext." They stopped after I started doing the samething to them at funerals.
FOR A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND
FOR THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Rain rain ... go away???
rain rain go away?why why..?
little johny wants to play..?
no no.. johny no more wants to playjohny is in front of computer..
hes hooked on to orkut
if not orkut, little johny want to watch cartoons in his plasma tv
little johny want to play cricket..?
nope. not that too
coz he dont wanna play on ground when he can team up with dravid and sachin in his play station 3..
then why rain rain go away...?
little johny wants to play..?
no no.. johny no more wants to playjohny is in front of computer..
hes hooked on to orkut
if not orkut, little johny want to watch cartoons in his plasma tv
little johny want to play cricket..?
nope. not that too
coz he dont wanna play on ground when he can team up with dravid and sachin in his play station 3..
then why rain rain go away...?
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Remembering a Pussy
some thought about an affair with sweet pussy three years back
to all curious guys.. i am writing about a cat.
when amr gave me this pussy, it was too young..may be a few weeks old..
i put the pusy in a cover and hooked up on ma kinetic.
this little thing started getting nervous when the scooter began to move..
it jumped out of the cover, jumped to my lap,legs on my pocket,pussy on my shoulder!!!!
what a scene for a crowd drinving bye...
4 kms in a crowded but fast moving road with a pussy on a shoulder..
anythign else would have been fine but not a pussy..an eagle, a falcon.. atleast a parrot
when i finally reached home, the tiny tot was still nervous and all hairs up!!!
we gave a new room to the new comer..
no furnitures.. just a big room with some toys in it..
all those who call me were a bit surprised and shocked heraing the "meow meows"
visitors had fun playing with this tiny tot
i never knew we wer pampering it too much unless i noticed changes in its behaviour
no matter wer we put it to sleep, it would wake up with me cuddled inside ma blanket.
i even started thinking..who is the cat and who is the master.
sometimes it acts like it bought me form the market paying some bucks
bangalroe life.. sometmes we run out of money. still this son of a bitch cat needs chicken and fish fry
and if u think we can giver her wat;s left over from our food, you are wrong..
she looks back like "you will have to find another pussy to eat that"
if the food is cold or a little old, it walks past u, which slaps u on the face, the message that cats dont need a middle finger to convey the message
we used to take her out for short drives in the car.
she grew plumpier and her behaviour became like those of arab kids.
but one day, she found the love of her life...and? RAN AWAY :(
to all curious guys.. i am writing about a cat.
when amr gave me this pussy, it was too young..may be a few weeks old..
i put the pusy in a cover and hooked up on ma kinetic.
this little thing started getting nervous when the scooter began to move..
it jumped out of the cover, jumped to my lap,legs on my pocket,pussy on my shoulder!!!!
what a scene for a crowd drinving bye...
4 kms in a crowded but fast moving road with a pussy on a shoulder..
anythign else would have been fine but not a pussy..an eagle, a falcon.. atleast a parrot
when i finally reached home, the tiny tot was still nervous and all hairs up!!!
we gave a new room to the new comer..
no furnitures.. just a big room with some toys in it..
all those who call me were a bit surprised and shocked heraing the "meow meows"
visitors had fun playing with this tiny tot
i never knew we wer pampering it too much unless i noticed changes in its behaviour
no matter wer we put it to sleep, it would wake up with me cuddled inside ma blanket.
i even started thinking..who is the cat and who is the master.
sometimes it acts like it bought me form the market paying some bucks
bangalroe life.. sometmes we run out of money. still this son of a bitch cat needs chicken and fish fry
and if u think we can giver her wat;s left over from our food, you are wrong..
she looks back like "you will have to find another pussy to eat that"
if the food is cold or a little old, it walks past u, which slaps u on the face, the message that cats dont need a middle finger to convey the message
we used to take her out for short drives in the car.
she grew plumpier and her behaviour became like those of arab kids.
but one day, she found the love of her life...and? RAN AWAY :(
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